Egads, I had such a horrible nightmare last night, I may never sleep again. I was up at four in the morning wrapped in an afghan and watching The Brady Bunch, which should give you an idea of how rattled I was! I've gotten nothing accomplished today of any note due to lack of sleep.

*starts a fresh pot of coffee*

Holy guacamole, what were interior designers thinking in the seventies?

Oh, wow. Try posting a prompt table and just watch the randomness of the ads that come up as they match with all the strange words.

Disclaimer: None of these characters are mine.
Written for: snape_after_dh

Title: Carry On
Characters: Snape, Neville
Rating: G, gen
Word Count: 3500
Summary: Severus has crossed paths with Neville more times than he cares to remember.
Notes: Many thanks to secretsolitaire for the beta!

( Severus came to with a case of the chills. )

Disclaimer: None of these characters are mine.
Written for: 100quills

Title: The Spirit of Mim
Characters: Neville/Hannah, Harry, Luna, and the Mimbulous Mimbletonia
Rating: R
Warnings: can't say without revealing plot, but assume a possibility of slash, femmeslash, or het, just to cover everything.
Summary: It's ridiculous for a woman to be jealous of a plant. Isn't it?
A/N: Thank you to a_bees_buzz for the title.

Prompts completed: 0/50

001.	Blind.	002.	Need.	003.	Gold.	004.	Foreign.	005.	Refusal.
006.	Impromptu.	007.	Chains.	008.	Miracle.	009.	Justice.	010.	Soft.
011.	Water.	012.	Choices.	013.	Sliver.	014.	Enemies.	015.	Head.
016.	Farewells.	017.	Overturn.	018.	Horizon.	019.	Red.	020.	Snow.
021.	Children.	022.	Blur.	023.	Invisible.	024.	Missing.	025.	Flattery.
026.	Miscommunication.	027.	Wind.	028.	Irritation.	029.	Why?	030.	Protocol.
031.	His.	032.	Club.	033.	Breathing.	034.	Wings.	035.	Thief.
036.	Tense.	037.	Sunshine.	038.	Smoke.	039.	Passion.	040.	Dirty.
041.	Awake.	042.	Ghost.	043.	Rumor.	044.	Mirror.	045.	Eclipse.
046.	Impossible.	047.	Seek.	048.	Image.	049.	Welcome.	050.	Wisdom.

Disclaimer: None of these characters are mine.
Written for: Round 3 of the Harry Potter Random Facts Fest
Rating: G

( 20 Random Facts About the Whomping Willow )

Disclaimer: None of these characters are mine.
Written for: Round 3 of the Harry Potter Random Facts Fest
Rating: G

( 20 Random Facts About Madame Puddifoot )

muahahahah! Mobile Dalek pumpkin! With little egg-whisk appendage and carrot nose!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPsXj7kVB5g

I can't get sound on my computer, I wonder if he's saying what I bet he's saying. ;)

I want to do a Dalek pumpkin for Halloween. So ... very... much. Not one that rolls around or anything, but just sits there and looks vaguely menacing.

Disclaimer: None of these characters are mine.
Written for: Round 3 of the Harry Potter Random Facts Fest
Rating: G
Author's Note: According to the Lexicon, the owners of Honeydukes Sweet Shop are Mr. and Mrs. Ambrosius Flume.

( 20 Random Facts About Mrs. Flume )

I stand corrected! (♥ to the Lexicon) Honeydukes is run by Mr. and Mrs. Ambrosius Flume, who live above the store.
*dashes off with bunny*

Disclaimer: None of these characters are mine.
Written for: Round 3 of the Harry Potter Random Facts Fest
Rating: G


( 20 Random Facts About Madam Rosmerta )

Disclaimer: None of these characters are mine.
Written for: suntzu_s

Title: The Key to Charming
Characters: Charlie/Luna
Rating: PG
Prompts: nargles

( Care of Magical Creatures? )

Disclaimer: None of these characters are mine.
Written for: fortesque

Title: The Serious Moonlight
Characters: Hermione/Sirius
Rating: G
Prompts: a music record

( Hermione leaned against the rail of the ship and stared across the tranquil sea. )

Disclaimer: None of these characters are mine.
Written for: lj user=ireneadler

Title: The Story of Thumbeluna
Characters: Padma, Luna
Rating: G
Prompts: icon, wisdom, Ravenclaw girls

( Padma rolled over with a groan, shielding her eyes against the light emanating from the hallway. )

Disclaimer: None of these characters are mine.
Written for: coffee_n_cocoa

Title: The Story of Why Professor Longbottom is So Well Known at Honeyduke’s
Characters: Neville/Ginny
Rating: PG
Prompt: Chocolate frogs

( Stupid soufflé! )

Disclaimer: None of these characters are mine.
Written for: secretsolitaire

Title: seashells and sugar sand
Characters: Lee/George
Rating: R
Prompt: icon

( It doesn’t seem right somehow. )

Disclaimer: None of these characters are mine.
Written for: inell

Title: Sepia Kiss
Characters: Hermione, George
Rating: G
Prompts: Hope and a kiss

( When Molly mentioned going in the attic for the holiday decorations after dinner, Hermione offered right away to help. )

Disclaimer: None of these characters are mine.
Written for: kaellite

Title: Body Heat
Pairing: Neville/Charlie
Rating: R
Prompt: Alone at last.

( Neville had just put the cup rim to his lips )

Disclaimer: None of these characters are mine.

Title: Over the Field and Through the Woods
Characters: George, et.al.
Rating: PG
Summary: It’s autumn and the fields are full of corn. The corn brings mice, and the mice bring a fox. George doesn’t believe it’s a coincidence.
A/N: DH SPOILERS

( It’s funny, George thinks, how grief seems to give him leave to do as he pleases. )

Despite being stuck in his Animagus form, Oliver Wood still shows up for Quidditch practice....